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mendel's soup 

A website that devotes itself to a bunch of emo romantic crap, talking about "love" and "you were so great I can't believe we broke up I'm going to kill myself now". There are some pictures that creep in from the holy site of 4chan, but not enough.

These emo quotes usually take the form on an "artistic" medium, such as on the walls or on the body (few nude shots though...waaayyy too few). Pictures are usually full of nature and a bunch of other hippie shit, beaches with people looking out into them, and most have "artistic lighting" or whatever.

So go there if you're an emo bitch or fag and want to wallow in self pity/ your own splodge or whatever you people do.

Another portion is devoted to anime chicks, LOL cats, and...that's about it. There are GIFS and some videos, some are funny. Some are not.
Here are some actual quotes from mendel's soup:

"Please don't leave me alone with my thoughts"

“ I quit, I give up, nothing’s good enough for anybody else, it seems… when I’m all alone it is the best way to be. When I’m by myself nobody else can say good-bye. Everything is temporary anyway."

"Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say goodbye."

"Come live in my heart and pay no rent"

"Once upon a time we had something to fight for"

Excuse me while I wash off the gay.
mendel's soup by JSHT June 8, 2010

cream of menstrual soup 

The aftermath of when a woman is on her cycle and has unprotected sex with a man. The semen and menstrual blood are therefore combined, thus the formation of cream of menstrual soup.
Man, me and Julie got together last night and, well she was on her period and we had some cream of menstrual soup.
cream of menstrual soup by Sexygirl87 September 17, 2010

mental soup 

This is a term used by someone who suffers from mental illness/es or is simply very emotionally unstable, exhausted and unmotivated. Mental soup describes the condition of your fucked up brain and how there are so many things going on in there, you can't even name them all.
I just almost managed to cope with my mental soup and now i have to go to school again. I'll be yeeted back to square one.
Her mental soup is way spicier than mine from what i can see.
mental soup by jabaSkitara November 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026