souties 

A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.

Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.

souties by africanbriton September 17, 2014

Soulsies 

When you are soulmates with someone...aggressively.

Angel and Evan are "Soulsies"

Soulsies by Fonce of #wavegang July 25, 2012

Souvies. 

Noun. Short for "souvenirs." Something that serves as a reminder.

Bring me back some sexy Souvies from the Red Light District. "Souvies."

Souvies. by JamesOtis December 30, 2011

Genital Souties 

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

Genital Souties by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

Soulie Withdrawal 

When you talk to someone so much that after a while of not talking to them you begin to go through some of the same symptoms as drug withdrawal.

Person 1- damn its been like 4 days since weve talked.

Person 2- Yea i know im starting to go through soulie withdrawal...

Soulie Withdrawal by Dakota Wang October 21, 2009

Soulie 

A nickname given between two soulmates. Soulies have a spiritual bond, great humour and most important, a special kind of love. It's a love that cannot, shouldnot and willnot be explained. Soulies know they will be in each others life forever.

Nevets is the bestest soulie in the whole world. ILU, Soulie!

Soulie by Raya*hearts*Nevets August 7, 2009

Soulie 

An old myth about the sun being lonely.

Look at the sun, its so Soulie

Soulie by Konstantina Anastasia March 31, 2010