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Eurovision Song Contest 

The Eurovision Song Contest is the best competition out there. Many European countries and Australia compete in it hoping to win. The winning country gets to host the contest somewhere in their country. The most successful countries in Eurovision are Sweden, Ukraine and Italy. If you haven’t heard about the Eurovision Song Contest, then you live under a rock
Cannot wait for the Eurovision Song Contest this year from May 9-13. Good luck Norway 🇳🇴
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Eurovision Song Contest 

Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.

It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.

In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.

This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
"Do you want to watch Eurovision SONG Contest tonight?"

eurovision song contest 

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.
Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

American Song Contest 

An exact copy of the Eurovision Song Contest 👀
-Do you know what the American Song Contest is?
-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..

Eurovision Song Contest 

A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026