Snouties 

Considered a delicacy in the British Isles, Snouties are the scrapings of the inner lining of a pigs snout. To extract the Snouties, one uses a spoon-like instrument called ‘the snoon’.

The congealed paste of nostril lining and nasal fluid is traditionally spread over bread as a starter to the main course of Haggis. The taste has often been described as gritty and earthy with a hint of elderberries.

During the swine flu outbreak of of 2009, this dish was temporarily placed on the 'dangerous dishes' list by the W.H.O, and was only consumed by the brave of heart.

Mother:"Who wants snouties for lunch!!"
Kids: "WE DO!!!!!"
Kids: "Please mummy...can we lick the snoon??"

Snouties by Mid Atlantic May 25, 2009

sootcest 

A term used to ship characters created/ portrayed by content creator Wilbur Soot. Basically a form of selfcest. The characters usually portrayed are l'manbur, alivebur/ revivebur, argbur, vilbur, jubileebur, ghostbur, phantombur, simpbur.

in an omegle chat
them: opinions on sootcest?
you: idk what it is, sounds hot.

sootcest by vvilburs June 20, 2021

Snootism 

The refusal to accept that a parody can be better than the original.

KO_OP commited a Snootism when they paid Kotaku to bad-mouth Snoot Game.

Snootism by SnootConnoisseurInfinitus April 6, 2023

snotfest 

A collective term for when a group of people (e.g. family, work colleagues) who are co-located suffer from a bad cold that results in copious sneezing and excessive nasal mucus.

Basically, a festival of snot.

We were supposed to go to Alton Towers at the weekend but the family had a snotfest so we had to cancel.

snotfest by tony21 January 4, 2008

Snootie

another word for sex

"Always acting like im tryna see you, I ain't tryna see you unless it's bout the snootie"

Snootie by olive413 August 1, 2016

snootie

The act of being involved with another person sexually but not emotionally.

I don't need that jawn, I just need the SNOOTIE.

snootie by dojakat May 5, 2016

shortiest 

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

shortiest by Ponderer June 10, 2009