Sneezestipated 

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.

Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!

Sneezestipated by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

sneezles

excessive sneezing multiple times in a row.

Samantha had a bad case of sneezles and unfortunately did not have a tissue.

sneezles by Thorusaurus March 5, 2011

monthly jellyfish sneezes 

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina

"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

monthly jellyfish sneezes by I name things. May 2, 2016

sneezeshit 

When you sneeze and then shit yourself.

Dude 1 "Ahhchue..." Dude 2 "Hey, brah you smell like you just sneezeshit yourself."

sneezeshit by Lefty Malone December 6, 2018

Devon Sneezes 

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.

Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!

Devon Sneezes by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011

beer sneezes 

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.

“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.

beer sneezes by Afm3 November 12, 2017

Sneezeism

A person who dislikes others who sneezes

Im feeling quite Sneezeism towards you right now

Sneezeism by AMemeADay April 22, 2021