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Devon Sneezes 

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!

beer sneezes 

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
beer sneezes by Afm3 November 12, 2017

Chocolate Sneezes

Explosive diarrhea
I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.
Chocolate Sneezes by Erilar October 29, 2014

Meat sneezes 

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.
Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.
Meat sneezes by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.
Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

pelvic sneeze 

A slang term for orgasm, particularly a male orgasm, coined by YouTuber sam o’nella.
“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.
pelvic sneeze by Quietbox September 29, 2020