my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

my penis just sneezed by DTOP May 2, 2006

Sneeted

to snake somebody’s run at the skatepark, food, or drugs.

Damn, I got sneeted again.
Dillon sneeted me
Dillon is Derek Sneeter

Sneeted by 6packertons August 28, 2019

she sneezed 

when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break

Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."

she sneezed by CeeKay! November 22, 2021

Sneeted

When a male ejaculates when titty fucking and it goes up the females nose. The female is urged to sneeze out the skeet an Sneeted.

Awh shit it went up my nose and I have to Sneeted

Sneeted by Hollycoww February 25, 2011

Sneezed 

To get jumped, or mudered

Don't get sneezed Nigga.

Sneezed by Rhunterk September 24, 2017

Sneeted

When you get killed by an armored skeleton while in a boat in Minecraft

I'm at low health and there's an armored skeleton, I'm about to get sneeted!

Sneeted by sable_irl November 8, 2020

Sneeted

When you sneeze and fart at the same time

I sneeted and almost shit my pants

Sneeted by NikkiOl May 30, 2015