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Steak finger blasted

An awkward attempt at third base when he still had gravy from Dairy Queen on his fingers.
Fucking Gary gave me a yeast infection after he steak finger blasted me!
Steak finger blasted by Sinetoar February 26, 2022

Steak finger 

Carl: "Jesus Christ Ken has been a pill this week!"
Nick: "Ah, just give him the steak finger in the shower next time. He'll be smiling in no time."
Steak finger by bdubster November 28, 2010

sneaky finger

When a tranny sneaks her finger into your butt.
I'm gonna give him a real good sneaky finger.

Sneaky Finger

A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.

Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.

Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
Poor Guys Barely Breathing, Sneaky Finger?
Sneaky Finger by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022

Sneaky Chinese Finger Link 

When two people are fucking someone they don’t want anyone to know about.
Me and my bf invited our Sneaky Chinese Finger Link over last night.

Sneaky Fingers

Sneaky Fingers is referred to someone that uses there fingers to do un-catholic things to people, Sneaky fingers can also be referred to someone who doesn't give a fuck about rules and just does whatever they want to someone.
"damn andrew has sneaky fingers with madi"
"lol alex your never gonna use your sneaky fingers"
"alex you used your sneaky fingers with your cousin"
"yeah baby come on give me ur sneaky fingers"
Sneaky Fingers by SUCKMYASAPCOCKY January 19, 2018