steak dog 

A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

steak dog by Melanie July 14, 2003

your dog wants steak 

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

your dog wants steak by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

your dog wants steak 

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

your dog wants steak by Brian X November 29, 2003

Sneakdog 

Someone beating around the bush to go do something else.

Carlos, you lied about being busy with work cause you’re here at the bar, quit being a sneakdog.

Sneakdog by RoobisGoldberg March 15, 2019

doggo-speak

Doggo-speak or doggolingo is a language used frequently across the Internet
It is used to describe the thoughts, feelings and actions of dogs in a cutesy way. Doggo-speak is

heavy on onomatopoeias like bork, blep, mlem and blop and ever-expanding.

For example, the phrase “you are doing me a frighten” is used to describe startled dogs.

"What's a pupper?"

"It's doggo-speak for a small ol' doggo"

"What's a doggo?"

"A big ol' pupper"

doggo-speak by Slartibartfastlemon August 17, 2017