snackatarian 

One whose diet mainly consist of chips, cakes, cookies, soft drinks, French fries, hamburgers, hot dogs, pizza and cold cereals; and just so happens to stay in good shape. (Brand usually does not matter when selecting foods.)

Rick is the ultimate snackatarian. His daily meals usually include cookies and Sprite for breakfast, pizza, coke and chips for lunch, and a bowl of Cap'n Crunch for dinner. Only a snackatarian can eat like that and never seem to gain weight.

snackatarian by thelogical1 December 24, 2008

snackatarian 

someone who only consumes snacks duh

"yo my homie frank is going vegetarian"
"nah mate he's snackatarian you noosh"
"innit fam"

snackatarian by ponkertron2000 June 24, 2018

snacktarian

someone who just eat snacks.

im so snacktarian these days.

snacktarian by barbzi June 4, 2015

snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011

Skankateria 

Skankateria is the epitome of skanky pussy. It smells like rotting school cafeteria muffins. It is moldy, wet, and loose. It sways in the wind. It feels like mashed potatoes that were underneath meatloaf. It's a gift from baby Jesus.

Micah's skankateria was the best I've had in weeks.

Sometimes, I pray for skankateria.

Lee asks for skankateria on a daily basis.

That douche eats skankateria regularly.

Skankateria by Skankateria Lovaa August 25, 2009