Smutty Jesus 

Smutty Jesus

A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.

"What's the matter Amelia?"

"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."

"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."

Smutty Jesus by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

smuttercup 

(noun) Used as a term when you want to call your girlfriend by something cute but she is an absolute smut. When you want to be sweet but honest.

how was work today smuttercup?

smuttercup by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006

Smutt 

Filth, perverted content

Her room was filled with smutty movies she engulfed herself in on a daily basis.

Smutt by LlamaLord95 February 7, 2018

Smutty 

Brooklyn lingo for saying something is cool, nice

Diamonds super smutty think my wrist need a replay

I pulled up in the Louis fit real smutty

Smutty by LickGodLun November 26, 2018

Smutt 

A girl who is a skank and spreads her legs for anyone to get what she wants. Most of the time its for drugs or just to back stab friends by fucking there boyfriends or the close friends ex's... Most of the time the smutts name is SYDNI.

THAT SMUTT SYDNI JUST FUCKED A METH MAKER FOR FREE DRUGS

Smutt by Truthspeaker45 December 23, 2017

Smutter-butt 

Noun one who is Extremely Promiscuous, Very slutty, a hoe.

Yo that chick from last night was a straight smutter-butt

Smutter-butt by JayDHam March 2, 2008

Smutten 

1. A combination of Smitten and Smut.

2. Smitten in a very lustful, smutty way.

John is so smutten with Amy. He wants to play with her breasts like a kitten plays with a ball of yarn.

Smutten by dmpawley February 9, 2005