slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Slowhand 

Nickname given to Eric Clapton.

Slowhand is Clapton.

Slowhand by fecal matter April 26, 2005

Slowcala 

Ocala, Florida

The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.

Seriously, I'm not joking.

Old man: Did you see those crazy teens putting on zombie makeup in the LIBRARY?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?

Slowcala by Chulalalaaaa September 10, 2012

Slowgan 

A name for a kid named Logan who also happens to be extremely slow

Guy named Logan: I got 11 minutes on the mile run

Other guy: that's because your a slowgan

Slowgan by Yo what's up? August 15, 2017

slowsand 

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

slowsand by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

slocantrustifarian 

A spoiled middle class white 25-65 year old who has adopted the surface ideals of whatever philosophy or religion or poiltcal flavour of the week is cool and hep. They know little of these ideals below the surfae of them. They will talk fondly of Woody Guthrie or Micheal Frente ideals and yet pay their employees minimum wage or with a basket of food. They dress self-conciously in hemp and dirty but " oh so cool" clothes that they buy in Nelson. They burn their garbage and their fieldsor yards between long rants about the environment, they treat others without respect or trust or love but they smoke so much pot that they truly believe they are enlightened and beautiful and aware people.
They claim to be poor but are often not seen in the colder months of the year because they are in Hawaii or Thailand or Bali.
Hailing from, or at least having a few kids and moving on,these are a Nothern Cousin to the American trustifarian living in the Slocan Valley in B.C.

Q- “Did you see that Slocantrustifarian have a temper tantrum when she couldn't get into the " treat your neighbors nicely seminar? "
A- "No I couldn't, the smoke from her burning green wood and the smell of her burning garbage and the sound of her drunk boyfriend of the week's chainsaw prevented me from seeing that"
-" yeah I hear she's pregnant again "

slocantrustifarian by eriscsnotreallymyname April 17, 2007

Slowcala 

Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town.

Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school?
Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate.

Slowcala by Agra March 30, 2004