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Swapped Climax 

When two guys cum in their pants and swap each other cum covered pants.
Yo did you hear Chad and Brad did a swapped climax last night”

“That’s pretty gay bro”
1) Knocked the fuck out
2) Got the beatdown
You got swapped punk!
swapped by J-Dubs January 20, 2005

but beats 2 and 4 are swapped 

When a specific song is edited in a program or on the web to swap the beats 2 and 4, to make it sound weird.
Sometimes this turns out to make the song better instead of worse.
Undertale/Deltarune/Earthbound Halloween Hack songs are Immune to this, and beat swapping always makes the song better.
Aaron Peckham: Hey, did you hear megalovania but beats 2 and 4 are swapped, It's a real banger!
Linkin Park: I PUT MY TRUST! IN YOU!
Aaron Peckham: Wha-
Having mass muscle. The definition of what a man should be.
"Damn, that 270 lb. guy is SWAPPED."
Swapped by boomshanequa March 22, 2007

swapped yoshi's 

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.
I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.
swapped yoshi's by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.
Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.