Captain J. Skinnybones is a very
short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is
Joshua and he rages over video games,
discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-
seven times over. I will now shine a blare
light in his eyes as punishment.