Those corporate middle-managers who think they are "better" than their underlings are skinnynecks. A skinnyneck is someone who wears a different color polo shirt from their "country club" every day to work, stabs everybody in the back they can, and their skinnyneck makes it easier for their skinnyhead to fit up higher-level VPs' arses and take credit for your hard work. And is ALWAYS right.

That skinnyneck is gonna stick his skinnyhead up his boss' ass and kiss the ring.

skinnyneck by Outshined2600 April 10, 2024

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Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

Captain J. Skinnybones by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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