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A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
skerrat by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009
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skerries community college 

it's a shit school wit lots of mad junkies who love to fight and smoke weed outside of centra at lunch this school contains retard teachers such as ms mullain and ms baxter the first years are mad this year getting suspended in the first month but it dosent help wit their mad year head ms ohannilon
hey John hav u heard of skerries community college
john:yeah there all junkies in that school thank God we don't go there
Skerrp defines one that is acting particularly potent, more potent than usual.
Man, that Emily girl is such a skerrp
skerrp by Doikst*roll of r*a May 13, 2019

Skerne Park Rattle 

Snapping off the ring pull of a Morrisons 80p bitter can and putting it inside the empty can, making a lovely christmas present for any child
Here you go Kylie play with this Skerne Park Rattle, while dad shafts ya mam.
Skerne Park Rattle by Jack Conway October 17, 2005
One who is both skanky and also has the appearance of being half-man half-ferret.
See that bloke over there? He's a complete skerret!!
Skerret by Clark-B January 14, 2005
scared.. afraid of somthin
i aint never skerred!!
skerred by shannon October 3, 2003