1.When you're having some great sex then you nut in under 5 min.
2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.
3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair

1.Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.

skeettastrophy by 1hitwonder January 9, 2008

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Skeetbot

A robot of which its main functionality is to skeet

I hosed that girl down so much she calls me the skeetbot

Skeetbot by wheelbarrow December 23, 2008

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skeetstress

A receiver of skeet; one who is skeeted upon.

"Yeah we've been dating for a bit, she might be my permanent skeetstress."

or

"Don't call my skeetstress a skeetstress in front of my skeetstress."

skeetstress by a p January 12, 2008

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