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Where your hair is frizzy from humidity. It also looks like you have gotten electricuted.
Megan, did you get struck by lightning? Because your hair is looking an awful lot like satilitus.
satilitus by kelly girl August 25, 2009

satelites 

term for an extremely fat womans kids
yikes fat Mary has 5 satelites

howd that fat bitch get all those satelites did some one actually fuck her
satelites by snowowl February 14, 2006

Satilite abortion 

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Install on 5 satilites in one aerospace to override magnetics and preform satilite abortion with nasa aircraft.

Satilite Friend 

A friend of a friend that you otherwise not activly meet. Mostly you are not that close with that person. Without the planet, you dont see the satalite.
I know someone that could help but he is a satilite friend. Since this is not that importend, we ll find it out ourself.
Satilite Friend by Münchner August 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026