skatetarded 

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.

1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.

skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007

Skatetastic 

An extremely amazing pair of skates (rollerskates, ice skates, etc.) that compliment someone so well that they make the person look omniscient and God-like. This word can only be used to compliment the most amazing skates ever and must be used wisely. Skatetastic's origin is Bay Area, CA

-Oh my God, look at those ice skates!
-Man, those skates are soo skatetastic!

Skatetastic by onlythebestpersonever November 30, 2011

Skattemasen 

A politically correct wanker who works for the swedish tax agency. Also tends to shoot people with an crossbow because he is an ahole.

Guy 1: You know Skattemasen? Guy2: Yeah. He is an real ahole.

Skattemasen by T.S.A April 25, 2021

vatic skate team 

A skate team which consists of the top skaters of mshs. One of the greatest teams throughout the whole school.
Team colors: yellow and black
Next place you can spot them: Mcormic place dec 27th - 29th
The team gets mad ass for being so good at skating.

James busted a mad tre off the pyramid.

He's gotta be on vatic skate team.

Hell yeah man he's gettin all the chicks. I wish I was that good

vatic skate team by bono-sucks December 29, 2007

skatebeard 

A skatebeard js someone who has a beard like a skateboard.

Hey you're a cool skatebeard!

skatebeard by I geuss October 3, 2020

skatejams

BackYard Strokes Cover Band

“Oh man, did you go to the last RAC show? skatejams couldn’t play anything besides surf curse covers.”

skatejams by I❤️AshleyR November 23, 2021