Sicknote 

Nickname for someone who is continually off work "sick", usually faking it because they are simply too lazy or irresponsible and can't be bothered to come in to work like the rest of us. Most of the time they don't even bother to call in with a reason.

"Where's 'sicknote' today?"
"Off work .... again"

Sicknote by TeH sLiCK January 1, 2009

slipknot

The most liked and most hated band in the world. Some people like them, some hate them, but everyone has at least heard of them. I personally like them. (SIC)

Me: Do you like Slipknot?
#1: Hell Yeah!!!
#2: Fuck No!!!

slipknot by JustinL November 10, 2006

Sicknotitis 

An excessive reliance on the use of sick notes due to repeated illness/injury, to get out of going to school or going to work (e.g. playing professional football)

I see that Louis Saha has sicknotitis again. Must have tripped on a blade of grass.

Sicknotitis by flyingkillercob January 5, 2009

Slipknot hater 

A person who wastes their time whining about how horrible the band Slipknot is.

Slipknot haters need to realize no one cares about their opinion.

Slipknot hater by el_diablo123 May 29, 2010

slipknot

Device used to secure arm, leg or neck when shooting dope. Such as a belt, cloth or cord of some type.

I'm tying on a slipknot, cuz my ropes are brokedown & I need a fix.

slipknot by Ms. MJKeenan August 11, 2003

Slipknot

An amazing band from Des Moines, Iowa. They successfully combined rap and metal in their first album "Slipknot", made it heavier in "Iowa", and changed it to more alternative metal in "Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)" and "All Hope Is Gone". They each wear masks to express their personality and to show it is about the music, not the looks. And no, they are not Satanic. They only used Satanic imagery in "Iowa" era concerts for marketing and shock value. Their bassist died back in May, so RIP. This is their lineup:

#0 Sid Wilson - turntables
#1 Joey Jordison - drums
#2 Paul Gray - bass (RIP)
#3 Chris Fehn - custom percussion, backing vocals
#4 Jim Root - guitar
#5 Craig "133" Jones - samples, media
#6 Shawn "Clown" Crahan - custom percussion, backing vocals
#7 Mick Thomson - guitar
#8 Corey Taylor - vocals

Slipknot are a great metal band!

Slipknot by MetalHead16 August 21, 2010

Slipknot Whiner 

A person who makes fun of the band Slipknot. Often make fallacy filled arguments about the band. Always have a complete lack of common sense and believe they are going to somehow convince Slipknot fans to stop enjoying the band's music. Instead of just ignoring the thing that annoys them, a Slipknot Whiner will often go on youtube to make totally false statments about the band. This is mostly due to the fact that Slipknot Whiners are either people with no life, or a severe form of mental retardation. Slipknot whiners can easily be spotted on youtube by their usernames. Examples of Slipknot Whiners usernames are SHITKNOTSUCKSCOCK, SlipknotSucksAss and SlIpKnoTiSgAy.

Slipknot Whiner:SLIPNOT IZ GAAY!

Slipknot fans: Dude, STFU

Slipknot Whiner by AnotherAsshole January 2, 2010