shove a sock in it 

A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.

(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)

You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)





Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

shove a sock in it by Mark H October 18, 2004

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.

This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**

PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it. by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009

put an egg in your shoe and beat it 

Telling someone to get lost

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

put an egg in your shoe and beat it by j0bren October 10, 2009