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schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009
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shmeening 

"Raw dogging" husky German girls possibly in "da butt"
Kent was shmeening in the shower last night and had to hold his hand over her mouth.
shmeening by delhorno November 20, 2009
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shmeating 

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.
Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.
shmeating by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

Shmanina 

The only word you can use when you have to rhyme a word with vagina. Most commonly known to be used while playing Ring of Fire
Shmanina
Shmanina by JImmyDean82999 January 22, 2009
When your cold and your penis shrivels up.
Yo I’m Shmeading out here , barely poking through the zipper.
Shmeading by John Simpington December 6, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026