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Shimongoo 

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.
Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'
Shimongoo by wyndow October 10, 2011

shitopotamus 

Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.

This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”
“…Charlie’s breath smells like a Shitopotamus.”
shitopotamus by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008

Shipoopoo 

Shipoopoo is used when you want to say shit but you're around little kids or adults. Therefore masking the cuss word.
That scared the shipoopoo outta me!
Her hair looks like shipoopoo.
Shipoopoo by Brizzlefosho July 11, 2010

Shitpoop 

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.
They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!
Shitpoop by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009

shitnoob 

An individual so utterly n00b that the prefix shit must be attached first to illustrate their absolute shittiness.

NOTE: must be pronounced as a singular word
"You're a shitnoob"
"oi shitnoob"
shitnoob by coleski September 8, 2006

shootnpoot 

An abusive person of low intelligence and uncouth demeanor, usually a racist, who owns and uses firearms. A shit who shoots. A dick weed with a gun.
Watch yourself. That shootnpoot is carrying.
shootnpoot by Franzig Durpy December 24, 2013