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shit shovel 

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.
shit shovel by T Hizzle April 3, 2005

shit shoveller 

A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...
____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.

Shit Shovel 

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.
Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.
Shit Shovel by t.o028096 November 26, 2009

Shit shoveler 

Someone who likes to take part in gay anal sex.
Jonathan: I really want Kieran's dick in my ass.
Denholm: Eww, go away you shit shoveler!!!

hillbilly hot day shit shovel 

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

shit shoveler 

A Gay ass raming person.
A boner riding bastard.
shit shoveler by Ass man November 27, 2003