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Shitshaman 

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009

Shirisha 

A girl with a crazy personality who will give you a tight smack if you get on her bad side.
Shirisha by SIG Hunter February 6, 2010

shirisha 

the shining sun and even a flower name

A girl who loves to make others happy and a kind hearted person
shirisha is looking awesome
shirisha by 9129 January 3, 2019

Shimmysham

No, you cannot be on top, that puts me in a Shimmysham!
Shimmysham by Dictionary_Dictator January 1, 2021

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.
you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.
shmishmortion by feffmiester October 31, 2007

Shimshaw-Creamtime 

A noun referring to the time of a Shimshaw-Cream event, an event at which up to 30 different milk enjoyers gather to consume gallons of 2% milk without utensils or glassware.
Hey former United States Vice President Dick Cheney! Looking forward to Shimshaw-Creamtime?