shepherdess 

A woman who maintains a large flock of men. Lots of different men are attracted to her and follow her around like sheep.

See also: grown and sexy

Leela: That boy over there is staring at Jade.

Maryann: Oh really. Well who doesn't like her? I mean, everywhere we go, at least 1 guy approaches her.

Leela: I know, she is a total shepherdess.

Maryann: Yeah, and she's in denial.

Leela and Maryann: Haha.

shepherdess by the confused one September 6, 2007

shepherdess 

A woman who maintains a large flock of men. Lots of different men are attracted to her and follow her around like sheep.

Leela: That boy over there is staring at Jade.

Maryann: Oh really. Well who doesn't like her? I mean, everywhere we go, at least 1 guy approaches her.

Leela: I know, she is a total shepherdess.

Maryann: Yeah, and she's in denial.

Leela and Maryann: Haha.

shepherdess by the confused one January 2, 2009

Shepherdess Era 

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age

I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.

Shepherdess Era by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025

Shepherdess Era 

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age

I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.

Shepherdess Era by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025

Shepherds Show 

to make an example of someone infont of many people, in order to humiliate (merk) them

Used widely by DT teachers:
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!

Shepherds Show by Bog-scrogger February 21, 2009

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded 

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded by teori April 3, 2022

Shepherds maze 

Shepherds maze (sheps maze) is a highly secretive but allegedly exciting online alternate reality game in which players can join by invitation only and is loosely based on a bizarre journal found to have belonged to a paranoid schizophrenic in GA. Aspects of the game are taken directly from the journal in a way that re-enacts scenarios described within. Snapshots of the journal have been seen on Imgur and reddit under fake/ghost/newly created usernames but are usually deleted before anyone has had a chance to save them.

Dude I’ve been playing shepherds maze for a month and it’s so much better than any other ARG I’ve ever played.

Did you see that last snapshot of Shepherds journal? I wonder if there’s any clues that will be in the maze?!

Shepherds maze by Moderator # 19 June 23, 2018