Shawnism

The believe in Shawns; they have the power of seduction, anything sexual. The cult is also well know for being Big Pervs (shawns). Shawns are well known for writing shawn's name on objects of such tables, chairs, etc and drawing penises as well. Also they love to say and do anything disgusting. For example: " Imagine my cock going through your ass out ur mouth while my friend cums/ shits all over your face". Shawns also have a secret book like a bible; this "Bible" has many names but is ,mostly called "The Shawn Bible".

This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns

Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness

Dude 1: " Ohhh what are u drawing on the table?
Dude 2: "my Cock"

Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"

by Shawnism! March 23, 2011

Fresno Shawnism

The ability to make a NON-Lethal item either, blow up, catch fire, or explode in some manner

I put down a piece of toast, it knocked over my marble jar, they rolled over and knocked over a bottle of nailpolish remover which poured into my computer fan, spraying my room in nailpolish remover, and into the candle across the room, hence catching the room on fire because I put toast down. "That was a complete Fresno Shawnism"

by Mackanzie_Fresno December 12, 2006

Shawnism

The belief to be fucking disgusting and ugly!

Person 1: Do you believe in Shawnism?
Person 2: No, I'm not fucking ugly and disgusting.

by Shawn is ugly March 9, 2022

Shawnism

n; Shawnisms (Plural); completely random sayings that may or may not have anything to do with the discussion at that point in time.

Dude, that was so funny, when we were talking about what we had for lunch, and Suzie just blurted out, "I like the large pretzels!"

I know, right, that was a perfect Shawnism.

by City Couple June 21, 2022