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Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick
Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you
Jordan shankman by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019
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Shankman 

Someone hired to stab a desired being with a homemade knife, usually a chav, often associated with a hitman but with a more comedic approach.
"I really hate that person."
"Maybe you should shank him."
"Already got that covered, shankman should be arriving soon."
Shankman by lstel January 12, 2013
A white chavvy lad who is into grime music and thinks they are a rude boy because they attempt to MC.
Have you just seen that bell end over there hes a right shankaman isnt he.
Shankaman by JoeD9 October 28, 2008

sandwoman 

when you pull out and cum on a bitches face, take a handful of sand throw it in her face and run away
yo did you hear the story about Tayler?
who? sandwoman?
sandwoman by MHSCrafts September 2, 2016

shankman1000

Shankman1000, also an alternative name for snow bunny.

Reasoning? She likes big black things.
wow do you see that shankman1000 over there? She only goes for black guys, what a shankman1000 she is.
shankman1000 by defnotron January 4, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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