sextin' 

To engage in sex via text message. Like phone sex with texts.

Where's Jon?
Oh he's sextin' with Jenny again. Long distant relationships can be hard on the thumbs.

sextin' by skacht aka Scott aka Blink January 16, 2008

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Sentinel Beach Resort

An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.

It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.

Sentinel Beach Resort by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020

sextillion 

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
This number is humourous due to the mention of sex. Contains 22 digits.

Math teacher:... and after quadrillion and quintillion comes... sextillion.
Class: *uncontrolable laughter*

sextillion by rustyhookj July 8, 2004

Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.

Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.

Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020

Club house seating 

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019