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Future Sex Offenders 

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
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sex offender shuffle 

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
sex offender shuffle by sethmad October 1, 2020

Registered sex offender 

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

hobbitual sex offender 

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.
Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

sex offender 

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
sex offender by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

Borderline Sex Offender 

An individual like ricegum who is right at the border of becoming a sex offender. They try to justify any mistake and if they do apologize they give a half ass one. They often lack the ability the understand the idea of context. Often these creatures think they are a gangster or a pimp. This creature embodies everything that can be wrong with a man that has not committed a serious crime. Lucky we have good border control officers like iDubbbz Tv. The information of these creature was shown in the content cop about ricegum.
Guy1 " Dude did you hear that ricegum made fun of rape victim and said that you can rape her if you want to. And as a joke!
Guy2 "Yah, man that's fucked and he's trying to justify it by saying that the girl isn't upset."
Guy1 " Dude that's a total bull shit excuse"

Guy2 " And this guy made sexual remarks about underage girls and he said, "it just slipped".
Guy1 " Yah, man like Jake Paul is a douche bag but ricegum is a borderline sex offender!