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Sex cookie 

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A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.
Are there any sex cookies left?

No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...
Sex cookie by chemengfun May 25, 2010
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Sex cookies • Cookie Sex • sexcookie • sex • Sex Story • Sex Pistols • sex god • sex bomb • sex and the city • sex slave

Cookie Sex 

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cookie sexto have sex while eating Cookies
yes eat that cookie well you fuck me lets have Cookie Sex
Cookie Sex by catterall March 30, 2009
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Cookie Sex 

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To give chat room *cookies* to people and every one go's NOMNOMNOMNOM.
JonseyMcFly. *Cookies for all*
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex
Cookie Sex by JonseyMcFly February 7, 2010
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sexcookie 

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1. A person so incredibly good looking, that they stir up desire for fornication of a pastry
2. A person who stimulates the taste buds
3. Temporary information stored on a computer after viewing a pornographic website
Check out that sexcookie
sexcookie by Sujoy March 15, 2008
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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