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Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
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Student teacher sex club 

A club that students and teachers can join to have sex with each other. There can be student teacher sex clubs in high school,junior high and college.
He's in a student teacher sex club.

Interacial sex club 

A club that people join to have sex with other members of different a different raice.
John joined an interacial sex club.
Interacial sex club by Deep blue 2012 September 24, 2009

Preteen sex club

A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
He's in a preteen sex club
Preteen sex club by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010

Celebrity sex club 

A sex club that a celebrity starts so they can have a handy supply of people to have sex with. There are either solo celebrity sex clubs with only the one celberity or with any number of celebrities in it.
Can you get me in britney spears celebrity sex club?
Celebrity sex club by The Fury 13 November 5, 2010

Gay Sex Club 

A friend group that secretly has a deep steamy love for eachother.
Guy 1: Hey what's the name of your friend group?
Guy 2: The Gay Sex Club.
Guy 1: Oh no.

Sex club 

A club where the members meet regularly to have sex with each other. They join to have sex with each other.
Did you join that sex club?
Sex club by Deep blue 2012 September 16, 2009