Scumdog Million-hairs 

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.

Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."

Scumdog Million-hairs by Nicholas D February 23, 2009

scumdog 

a former demi-god cast out of grace who became an intergalactic warrior who is hellbent on taking over the world after landing antarctica and claiming it as his/her own. scumdogs tend to hate all world leaders and would like to kill everything.

scumdogs of the universe.

scumdog by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

Scumdog Million-Hairs 

The term used by Jon Stewart of Daily Show to describe Rod Blagojevich. It's familiarity to the Oscar Nomination for best film "Slumdog Millionaire" is just random.

Man 1: Hey did you watch Slumdog Millionaire?

Man 2: You mean last week's Daily Show? How could I miss that, to see that Blagojevich get screwed...it was awesome

Man 1: What? Blagojevich? What are you talking about?

Man 2: Scumdog Million-Hairs!

Man 1: Oh that...well I was talking about Slumdog Millionaire, quite a confusion there eh?

Man 2: Slumdog Millionaire? What's that? Never heard of it...

Scumdog Million-Hairs by filabuster February 24, 2009

scumdogia 

Oderus urungus's homeworld

On the world scumdogia I first met general zog

scumdogia by BalSac the jaws of death February 2, 2016

scumdog millionaire 

When someone is a fucking scumdog but like you still would

Girl 1: "That guy is disgusting."
Girl 2: "Didn't fuck him last weekend?"
Girl 1: "Yeah. He's a total scumdog millionaire."
Girl 2: "Yeet."

scumdog millionaire by cutwithann September 1, 2016

scumdoesous 

When the baby mother does everything to push the baby daddy out there life during pregnancy

She on some scumdoesous stuff she just want child support.

scumdoesous by 100round the rapper June 1, 2021

scumdognowherenear

A person who thinks hes going to be seen as big shot intellectual success in life by deals with devil abuse torture murder thievery con artist acts. by selling others souls and robbing intellectual property of talented persons taking souls and undermine others lives dreams talent health and run around with others identity even birthdays to pretend they are rich or millionaire while dumb women enable them and Nelly Lovette in Sweenytod the bodies into the pizza for him. They think people are compete with them when they are being felt sorry for and let alone and retaiate to others lives by murder and cover plots and watching others money and unable to be in society without leading to misery or abuse of other and try to get rich while fool others with the schemes. usually they are taken up by devil to take souls and do misery . use skin color agendas to get pitty and are detected only by wise. They use others minds and money and fake it through life. undermine others by disease sicken murder accidents stroke heart attack brain damage . they think they are rich and are fake . But can charm dumb women.

Pochumbo opened a Pizza place using the mind intelctual proprerty genius and bright ideas of margaret who they covertly murdered not before reap rape tortured her after she left him and had nothing to do with his dirty life and abuse no more. she was one of kindest and god inspired hard working talented minds and was into pizza . he ws told to do what she did and this the antichrist who knocked her off would make him rich. Hes walking around enable by kate the backer of the bussiness money wise and other using the soul of other people who died for the game. hes a total scumdognowhere near millionair impressing his cousins family with dirty games..rob thinks he just need a break .. it lead to death of other people so he could look big.Pochumbo is a scumdognowherenear. Millionaire

scumdognowherenear by assholemagnet November 20, 2021