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Scrollaxing 

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.
I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."
Word of the Day on October 15, 2016
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the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want
'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'
scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

strollaxing 

Taking a walk while clearing your mind... chill'n.
Strollaxing seems to help calm things down after a fight with bae.
strollaxing by DatCakeChick! October 24, 2016

scrolla buttones 

Scroll Buttons
strong bad uses scrooooooolla buttones to surf the web.
scrolla buttones by Teh Whore September 9, 2003

scrollix 

A play on words of bollix, often coupled with jimmy.
He fell on his jimmy scrollix
scrollix by Steven December 23, 2003

strollaxing 

When you're on or coming down from ecstacy in a calm environment and you're having a relaxing walk.
Strolling means walking
Rolling means on ecstacy
and 'axing' comes from relaxing
so if you add it all up,you're strollaxing.
Jasmine and I were strollaxing down Seacost dr. today.

Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
Post scrollaxing by kiosk fart October 15, 2016