concerto 

A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.

Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.

concerto by carpo August 22, 2004

Concertosis 

When someone purchases expensive concert tickets and on the day of are too sick to attend.

It's a shame Kaitlynn had Concertosis.

Concertosis by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010

jacob stonertorious 

the worlds best musician. criminally underrated. his debut single sweatshirt charted 90 on billboard 100. in addition, he’s a super cool stoner. yeah, he smokes weed. it’s awesome. really cool guy, i’d love to spark with him some day.

sophie: you seen jacob stonertorious’ new tiktok?
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him

jacob stonertorious by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020

Stonertone

Stonertone: An inability to judge or convey tone while under the influence of narcotics

Stoner 1: hey man pass me those Doritos
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?

Stonertone by Kfozz May 20, 2013

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.

A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

Coitus Concerto by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012

concerto 

Explains how a man eats out a dyme at a concert, usually a rap concert 4sho.

Yo mah nucca Dev gave a concerto to that dyme at the Avirl Lavigne concert. One.

concerto by KC Dizzle March 23, 2005

Concerto 

(1) Resident Crazy on #ocremix
(2) Anti-ChanServ Activist.

* Concerto beats ChanServ senseless.

Concerto by Kai August 21, 2003