Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

Schwetty balls by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006

schweaty balls 

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"

Somethin smells like schweaty balls.

schweaty balls by dialate June 8, 2004

shweaty balls 

A: When one's balls perspire in extreme amounts
B: A Saturday Night Live reference a la Alec Baldwin
C: A perfect description for any serious amount of nether region sweatiness

"Wow, it's so hot out. I've got serious shweaty balls."

shweaty balls by yomomma78 March 31, 2009

schweaty balls 

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.

Lick my schweaty balls!

schweaty balls by Anonymous December 14, 2002

schweaty balls 

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture

Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..

schweaty balls by Schweaty March 1, 2004

schweaty balls 

The term for the ball utilized by Team Schweaty en route to their first JCC Championship.

Pass the schweaty ball.

schweaty balls by team schweaty July 9, 2003

schweaty balls 

The soon-to-be champion team of the golden gate kickball league

Have you heard the Schweaty balls are releasing their own porn video?

schweaty balls by ballsack June 7, 2004