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shrimpadoodle 

the biggest W compliment ever. if you’ve ever been called this, be grateful for the rest of ur life
“omg stop doing roblox fortnite dances ur being a shrimpadoodle”
“WAIT RLLY OMG TYSM”
shrimpadoodle by urmom499 January 15, 2022

Schrimpf 

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.
Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.
Schrimpf by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

Shrimpage 

When it is too cold outside in the winter, and your penis shrivels up like a shrimp
It is so cold outside today that I have some major shrimpage.
Shrimpage by Julian, Kyle March 28, 2015
In Louisiana - Any of numerous mostly small and marine decapod crustaceans having a slender elongated body, a compressed abdomen, and a long spiny rostrum and including some that are commercially important as food.
People from southern Louisiana say:
Schrimp Gumbo
Schrimp Scampi
Schrimp & Broccoli
schrimp by Micalina December 10, 2007
When one man cums on the nut sack of another man, and thusly snorts his own semen up with a straw.
Man 1 : Hey, how was the rave?

Man 2 : Well, I took some E and everything went to hell... I passed out an-

Man 3 : YA HE GAVE SOME DUDE A SHRIMPA!

Man 1 : Gwoss
Shrimpa by KayohZee May 11, 2009

schrimpson 

that baby yak has a massive schrimpson!

J: god! did you see the schrimpson on that yak
D: NO no i did not see the schrimpson on that yak
J: well you lose.
schrimpson by babyyak May 9, 2011