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The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009
The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

Shmeegtard 

Pertaining to someone incredibly stupid
That Cameron kid is a total shmeegtard.
Shmeegtard by Neeko May 19, 2020

shmeetard 

a incubus loving, beach going, mindless self indugence eating, sandal wearing, day dreaming, currupt, skanking, pool sharking, shroom loving person. A.K.A shmee, shmeeshroom, casey, kateyraidy, caseyrae. this person is trippy as shit. will out surf your whole family. will kick your ass into next year. then find you and love you till your better. sometimes says things that makes no sense on the outside, but with further inspection makes all the sense in the world.
there is only 1 shmeetard. she is her own example.
shmeetard by conneeeeeer August 25, 2008

Schmelard 

God, you're such a schmelard
Schmelard by kp24 April 4, 2009

Shleetard 

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded
Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.
Shleetard by Joey November 30, 2003
A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.
2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"
schmetard by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006