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Pickled Scallions 

A food that makes butt sex hurt less* ^_^


*according to the bonus chapter in the fourth volume of Eerie Queerie by Shuri Shiozu
"I had more fun last night thanks to those pickled scallions!"
Pickled Scallions by Mikuni ^_^ October 3, 2008

Wild Blue Scallions 

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.
Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion
Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?
Meat In The Scallions by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019

Irish Stallion 

A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.

Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.

Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.

Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?

Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.

Stallion Duck 

It's the biggest fucking duck that Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan, the best fucking drummer EVER, has ever seen. Jimmy, the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold and Pinkly Smooth, tried to chase a Stallion Duck but failed. Jimmy is still hunting that FUCKING duck to this very day, in his little piece of heaven. God bless you Jimmy, and God Hates You, Stallion Duck. Its not afraid AT ALL. NOT FUCKING AFRAID AT ALL. Keep chasing it Jimmy, foREVer. A7X.
Jimmy: I'm fucking coming for you, fucking stallion duck!

Stallion Duck: ...

Scullion pour 

When you pour a beer and it's more head than beer
Did you see how Scott poured that beer?

It was a total Scullion pour
Scullion pour by gingerscottmca September 11, 2020