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Your Slaphappy Grandpappy 

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.
Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

slaphappy 

1) When someone slaps the hell out of a hooker.
2) Uncontrollable masturbation.
3) Easy to anger.
1) He got slaphappy with Amber.
2) Dude, you gotta stop being so slaphappy. I need to use the bathroom.
3) Don't piss of John. He's slaphappy today.
slaphappy by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

SLAPHAPPY 

Something truly awesome! When something happens that is out of the ordinary and amazing.
Slaphappy, you won the lottery!
SLAPHAPPY by Jeff Geraisun October 20, 2017

slaphappy 

Slaphappy is how you feel when you slap your slapstick a lot.
I've been feeling quite slaphappy lately! Slap! Slap!! Slap!!! Squirt!!!
slaphappy by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Captain Slaphappy 

One who frequently masterbates
"Anyone seen john?" "Who? Captain Slaphappy?; probably off doing the deed"
Captain Slaphappy by winterkyles January 4, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026