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newsreader's trousers 

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.
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newsreader's trousers 

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.

on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers 

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.
Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.

neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.
*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??
neptune’s trousers by Pipperoo October 15, 2017

Timmy's Trousers 

Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man
Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?

Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers

Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?

Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge
Timmy's Trousers by safarijon August 3, 2008

Theusen's Engineers 

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.

Thoiser’s Law

Thicc thighs does not always guarantee thicc booty. Some bootys are flat but have thighs so thicc that you think their booty is big.

Thicc booty does not derive from thicc thighs. That is because booty thiccness are vertical with thin thighs.
I used Thoiser’s Law to calculate if she had a big booty or not
“The thick thigh theory