Rule # -14 

Don't masturbate while at your grandmothers house.

unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.

Granny: "Hey Jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner."
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!

Rule # -14 by Dicktion mastah November 1, 2010

RULE #1 

Don't Talk about FightClub......

RULE #1----Don't Talk about FightClub......

RULE #1 by Chris Nelson January 18, 2005

Gaming Rule #11 

He who becomes enraged during gaming, must regain control of themselves before communicating with people in the outside world.

After smashing my controller in rage, I followed gaming rule #11 and took time to calm myself before talking to my mother.

Gaming Rule #11 by RAGERRR September 28, 2011

Tall People Rule #11 

Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids

According to Tall People Rule #11, you’re short

Tall People Rule #11 by SomeRandomDude11 December 11, 2019

Rule #1 

You do not talk about Fight Club

Rule #1: You do not talk about Fight Club

Rule #1 by Tyler Durden is god December 20, 2008

Rule #14

"Don't take disrespect"

-This mf called me pussy
-Rule #14 brother

Rule #14 by AKayser February 23, 2023

RULE #1 

SHARE SNACKS

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks

RULE #1 by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020