ruin my life
ruin my life by Send halp April 18, 2017
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ruin my life/ruin me
A phrase used to describe how much you want to fuck someone.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.
It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.
Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.
It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.
Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.
Ruin my life/ruin me is a phrase that means you want someone to fuck you good.
"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."
"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."
"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."
"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."
Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.
Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.
"Please ruin me"
"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."
"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."
"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."
"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."
Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.
Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.
"Please ruin me"
ruin my life/ruin me by nymphoster69 November 4, 2018
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Ruin his own life
No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."
A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"
Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"
Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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