"Dude, I totally kicked that asteroid back into the cosmos with my Roundhouse of Godly Kicks and saved the planet earth in the year 2032. This is why we don't skip leg day!"
The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.