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Three Bony Robbins

Three males and a female will engage in a sexual cumotion. Materials you will need: a live American Robin (or fresh American Robin egg), and a can of live worms. At least one of the males will need to have a full colon of feces. The endeavor begins with the first male (the one with the full colon) defecating inside of the female's vagina, followed by the live American Robin being holstered into her anus, and finally the can of worms shall be loaded into her oral cavity. Up to this point, everything has been preparation for the actual act: Three Bony Robbins. After these preliminary steps have been take each male chooses a cavity to penetrate with his erect penis. Each male continues until ejaculation. The process is not fully completed until the female has excreted the entire American Robin in her succeeding bowel movement.
How 'bout we grab some drinks, two other guys, and head back to my place and Three Bony Robbins.
Three Bony Robbins by Robin Self December 8, 2014

Arizona Robbins

Cutest dimples face human you will ever meet. Her super magic smile lights up the whole world. Her poundcake will make you explode. She's a good man in a storm. The love of her life will forever be Calliope.
Person: she looks like a Arizona Robbins

tom robbins

Best author ever, without exception. Met mild fame when his second book "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" was made into a movie, but really didn't care. His books are seen as more a form of poetry than fiction by some, and not dependant on his twisted but brilliant plots. His writing style is simultaneously intellectual and immature, high-brow and low-brow, snobby and perfectly willing to dabble in all our human flaws.
Tom Robbins is depressing to read, because I'll never be able to write like that.
tom robbins by jammoe October 10, 2005

robbinsdale

A northwestern suburb of Minneapolis, MN. Home to North Memorial Medical Center, the 2nd most ghetto Rainbow Foods in the state and is better know as "Birdtown" or "The RBD".
"Yeah I'm from Birdtown. Half the kids play hockey and the other half mug people in Robbinsdale."
robbinsdale by Team Hoodrich April 7, 2008

Robbinsville

A small town where kids get excited about diss tracks and if someone wore their pants on backwards.
Yo that kid from Robbinsville he probably made a diss track on the school and got suspended.
Robbinsville by djric February 2, 2018

tom robbins

A breath of fresh air after putting his book down. A very spiritual and intellectual American author. Writes engaging and magical stories centered around spirituality, individuality, politics, sex, drugs, art, etc. An outspoken individual in the sense of getting his point across through his unique metaphorical writing prose.
Tom Robbins studied eastern philosophy in college.
Tom Robbins currently resides in Seattle, WA.
Tom Robbins is a very knowledgable being on the topic of life and death.
tom robbins by Jeremy Prizzy July 14, 2007