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retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!
- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!
retardinho by funkybeats September 16, 2011

Mundial Retardinho Soccer 

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.
My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS) 

Diagnosis,based on Harrison Ford's self-centered character in the movie"Regarding Henry," who goes out to buy cigarettes from a liquor shop, gets shot in the head, recovers and becomes a much nicer person upon recovery. A bullet to the head sometimes improves a nasty personality.
Lars: "My boss use to tell me that if I didn't pick-up his dry cleaning before work that I couldn't take my lunch hour.He got in a bike accident a month ago, and now he's like my best friend--- Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS)!

You: "Duh."

reterding 

This occurs when you have shits so bad that after you take a dump, then return for another round, the toilet seat is still warm.
I am reterding so bad, I can't ever go back to Titos taco shack.
reterding by Quincy627 May 23, 2016

Retarding 

We gon' be retarding tonight
Retarding by 72ryan72 June 5, 2018

revarding 

Why is that guy Jake always revarding?
revarding by FY May 24, 2014

retardigan 

a cardigan that makes you look like a retard. especially if you are a guy
oh my goodness look at that guy hes wearing a retardigan
retardigan by jadith December 18, 2008