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raver goo 

When a lot of people are packed into a space with poor ventilation dancing all night, their collective body heat creates a mini atmosphere called "raver goo".

Essentially, the sweat evaporates off their bodies and condenses on the ceiling. This then rains down in this foggy-cloud type thing. Essentially, everybody's combined sweat and various fluids that come out on the dance floor is in the air and has covered EVERYBODY!

This feels like this filmy goo on your skin. Hence the name, "raver goo" (and it makes your leg warmers and pants all dirty)

Pretty much everybody is grossed out, but is still there because they love the music and want to dance.

In this space, people try to avoid that really high guy who dances with his shirt off. (they are really gross to bump into cause they are slimy) or anyone who has painted themselves with body paint, (cause it wrecks your costume/outfit)
"AK!! I need a shower! I'm covered in "raver Goo"!!", she exclaimed as she inhaled her cigarette.
"Yeah, it's pretty gross in there. Hey hurry up, I'm starting to get cold inside. We can warm up in there"
raver goo by Valyum August 20, 2008
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rave goo 

It's a combination of sweat, tears, spit, urine, feces, blood, plasma, drug particles, bile, vagina juice, semen, pimple-innards, puss, slime, smoke, debris, lint, hair, skin, cheese (and similar food particles), fingernails, wax, lymph, water, alcohol, soot, paint and indentifiable residue that coats everything the day after a rave.

Rave goo is not, of course, specific to raves. Just living with something long enough without cleaning it can accumulate some form of rave goo.
My keyboard, when finally cleaned after years of taking my computer to parties, was completely saturated in rave goo.
rave goo by Denis A. Baldwin June 11, 2006

Goodie Raper 

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.
"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

gooch river 

When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch.....
Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river!
gooch river by Chris Daniels March 21, 2006

gooch rover 

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.
Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.
gooch rover by small frieie January 16, 2008

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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