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Ramplin' 

1. A word that describes having sex on a treadmill. Apparently, 'slow walk' is an appealing setting that will not give your ass carpet burn that chafes like a hotplate to the lower ballsack. It is commonly used by nymphomaniac/fitnessmaniac Richard Simmons, during associations involving large cops in thongs, and a smothering of K&Y jelly.
2. A word that ADD afflicted Chat-Room addict DrugAbuse, used because his keyboard is from Dell, and Dell sucks.
1. Dave- I was ramplin' Cheryl last night, but I forgot to set it to slow walk, so I had to rube Vaseline all over my balls and my ass.
Sam- You're not my friend anymore.
2. DrugAbuse- Nah, I'm just ramplin'
DrugAbuse- Oh crap, typo. Stupid Dell.
Ramplin' by DrugAbuse June 28, 2008
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ramping up 

To excessively increase one's efforts. This can be good or bad.
When he started ramping up, I knew it was time to beat feet & get the Hell outta there! Whilst at the concert, we started ramping up as the fevered pitch of hearing Kickass Rock Music really got our adrenaline going!
ramping up by Starchylde August 23, 2016
messing around
im only rampin wit ya
rampin by Aaron Hall February 11, 2004

Ramblin' man 

A man who often has a strong affinity for women but is too much of a restless soul to settle down; therefore, he often breaks hearts. His own as much as the women he is with.
Waylon Jennings - I'm a Ramblin' Man.
You're standin' too close to the flame. Once I mess with your mind, Your little heart won't beat the same. Lord, I'm a ramblin' man, Don't mess around with any ol' ramblin' man.

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On.
Got no time to for spreadin' roots. The time has come to be gone. And tho' our health we drank a thousand times. It's time to Ramble on

Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man. Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can. And when it's time for leavin'. I hope you'll understand. That I was born a ramblin' man.
Ramblin' man by freezedawg9 February 28, 2013

Ramping shop 

A bedroom, or place where you have intercourse. Made famous by Vybz and Spice - Ramping Shop
Cocky no play, me gon bruk yuh back when yuh come ina me Ramping shop.
Ramping shop by vah-jay-jay March 6, 2009

Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void 

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest
1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!

Rampin' Panthers 

1. Arguably the greatest cover band of all time. They can pretty much perform any song known to man, woman, and gorilla.

2. A flavor of ice cream found in the Congo jungles.
1. Guy 1: You going to the Green Day concert?
Guy 2: I've never fucking heard of them! I'm going to the Rampin' Panther's concert, foo!

2. Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Rampin' Panthers ice cream worth a gazillion dollars!!1!!L!!L!!!L