Quimshank 

Word used to describe the male genitalia.

Derived from the work quim; meaning the female genitalia, and shank; meaning an implement used to penetrate usually referring to a crudely made knife.

"Oi you biblical quimshank stop dipping your cock in my orange juice" said Paddy

"Shut up! You like it you jebbend" said Tom

Quimshank by newnsy March 6, 2012

Quimmsical

An adjective describing a boy, usually one with deshelveld hair and naughty intentions whom is both 'whimsical' and 'quizzical' at the same time. Facial expression will give it away.

Well, sir you're looking rather quimmsical in that photograph.

Quimmsical by birdgirl09 June 12, 2011

docking a quimbsby 

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

docking a quimbsby by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018

Quilmas 

San Quentin State Prison in Marin County, California.

Ex 1

"After being exonerated at Soledad for my suspected participation in one of two homicides that occurred there on Christmas Day, I returned to Quilmas -- San Quentin to my English speaking friends -- and was approached by eMe associate Louie from San Diego on the B section exercise yard."

-- Mundo Mendoza, 'GABBY from FLORENCIA 13 - THE GUNFIGHTER,' April 20, 2020

Ex. 2

Shotgun: Hey! The homey Turtle from the Yoch just touchdowned Quilmas!

Sneaky: Show some love and shoot the fool a Care Package.

Shotgun: Huh?

Sneaky: Send him a couple whack mags in an envelope stamped 'Legal Mail.'

Shotgun: Word! I'll shoot him a couple 'gently used' BBW lesbian pornos!

Quilmas by ZXY&ABC May 13, 2020

Quimacker 

Quimacker (n.): A female version of a macker who seduces a male with a verbal arsenal. The male will most likely be gullible in believing the female wants to be in a relationship. This woman is not in anyway interested in a relationship but in the gratification of a one night stand or other needs (such as to make someone jealous).

"Dude this chick at the bar is totally into me! I think I want her to meet my parents!"

"Watch out man. Thats a quimacker. Her ex is sitting in the booth over there."

Quimacker by glassfungus January 28, 2010

Quimage

A lady or group of ladies

Refering to the victorian word often used a to describe female genitalia.

Steady: I say shorty, there is some marvelous quimage on offer this evening.

Shorty: I agree steady, look at the tits on that one!

Quimage by Jonny Von Clunge September 18, 2009

Quimaculate

The result of detailed attention or keyhole topiary to the lady garden or landing strip.

My bush is quimaculate since I bought those new Black & Decker electric shears!

Quimaculate by Global Reach My 4rse February 3, 2009