The Paxinator 

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...

Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"

The Paxinator by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019

pwnator 

n. Person who has the power to serve major pwnage.
Such persons are also called meal servers (as in serving tasty fresh retard sauce to a victim).
A meal server is usually what it takes to pull down a huge amount of noobs in one place.

Pwnator: Hey, do you actually know who I am?
noob: idk...
Pwnator: I ARE TEH PWNATOR, my mightiness will make you pwn yourself!
noob: nah, it won't.
Pwnator: check your undies, noob!

pwnator by Glassed Silver June 7, 2007

Papinator 

Is an object that men use to masturbate.

Papinator will help you when in need of an ogasm! Woohoo!

Papinator by Briquette April 10, 2009

pwninate

the act of complete domination of an opponent

you have been pwninated!!

pwninate by mibol zarichon July 29, 2008

Pondinator 

Someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of semen that when they do nut it's insane.

He didn't touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.

Pondinator by Hydrocanon 2727 November 14, 2016

pwninated 

expanse of pwned, as in teminate to terminated ; pwned to pwninated

damn is gots pwninated by that 1337 h4X0r

pwninated by fil zuvela November 27, 2003

pwnination 

The kicking of all asses

en route to total global Pwnination

pwnination by Peter B. B. February 9, 2008